merry christmas @alazic02!!! surprise surprise, im ur secret santa for the @mlsecretsanta here to deliver all the goodies u wish for so lemme just toss this one at ya! sorry for being so late, hope you have a great year and happy holidays!!!
i reached 500 followers last night so have a klance queer eye au!!! are these a thing yet? they should be
shiro (demi bi) does culture, hunk (pan) does food/wine, allura (lesbian) does fashion, pidge (nb lesbian) does design, and lance (bi) does grooming, and keith is their victim
keith is a disaster gay that lives in what could be considered literally a shack in the desert and wears the same greasy gloves every day and barely knows how to cook pasta so shiro asks the rest of the fab 5 to help him get his shit together
and because they normally only do straight guys lance is like ALL over this disaster of a person
even tho his area is only grooming (and keiths hair is a fucking mess and he doesnt even moisturize???) he hangs out with everyone else while theyre doing their bit to make sure they do enough to help him
but also bc hes cute
lance uses his grooming time to set up a self care routine and ends up complimenting keith so much that he blushes bc under that grumpy mullet is like a Really Hot Guy
his heart literally leaps out of his chest when allura gets him out of that crop top jacket and fingerless gloves
and shiro as a life coach helps keith get that confidence
like basically what happens in voltron
hunk comes out and is like “im sorry you eat what”
“microwave burritos with craft singles melted on top”
“..let me show you how to cook an egg”
and pidge pulls up to the driveway before they even meet him like “i hope you all know im knocking this entire house down”
buuuut eventually ends up keeping the whole atmosphere of the house, that rustic vintage look bc the house used to be his adoptive dads
and theryre.. doing this…… bc keith is meeting his birth mom for the first time???? yeah
when lance sees keiths mullet for the first time he almost has a heart attack
“does your boyfriend like this???? is he okay with you looking like this?? like all the time????”
“i dont have a boyfriend.”
“oh..! ok so what about other prospects? anyone you leave the house for hoping to impress or do you just expect people to fall to the ground at your feet like that?”
“..no, no one”
which makes lance sad!!! they have to help this man!!!! become best friends!@!!! with this hottie!!!!
“arent you just the hair guy why are you following me everywhere?”
lance, in a gay panic: uhhh your mullet is so bad it scares me to think about what the rest of your life is like and i need to make sure it all changes
“not that i dont trust my colleagues, but youre a special case that needs more than one pair of sensible eyes at all times to fix”
lance like actually cries when its all over keith is so gorgeous and confident now
theres like a Moment when keith is getting ready to meet his mom and lance is showing him how to do his hair
hands in his hair…….. soft smiles………. Eye Contact………
then OOPS IM WITH A CLIENT GO MEET YOUR MOTHER
at the end of the show lance makes keith promise not to let his mullet grow out again
“buuuuuut just in case it does (wink wiiiink) heres my card. with my phone number on it. to call. me.”
i reached 500 followers last night so have a klance queer eye au!!! are these a thing yet? they should be
shiro (demi bi) does culture, hunk (pan) does food/wine, allura (lesbian) does fashion, pidge (nb lesbian) does design, and lance (bi) does grooming, and keith is their victim
keith is a disaster gay that lives in what could be considered literally a shack in the desert and wears the same greasy gloves every day and barely knows how to cook pasta so shiro asks the rest of the fab 5 to help him get his shit together
and because they normally only do straight guys lance is like ALL over this disaster of a person
even tho his area is only grooming (and keiths hair is a fucking mess and he doesnt even moisturize???) he hangs out with everyone else while theyre doing their bit to make sure they do enough to help him
but also bc hes cute
lance uses his grooming time to set up a self care routine and ends up complimenting keith so much that he blushes bc under that grumpy mullet is like a Really Hot Guy
his heart literally leaps out of his chest when allura gets him out of that crop top jacket and fingerless gloves
and shiro as a life coach helps keith get that confidence
like basically what happens in voltron
hunk comes out and is like “im sorry you eat what”
“microwave burritos with craft singles melted on top”
“..let me show you how to cook an egg”
and pidge pulls up to the driveway before they even meet him like “i hope you all know im knocking this entire house down”
buuuut eventually ends up keeping the whole atmosphere of the house, that rustic vintage look bc the house used to be his adoptive dads
and theryre.. doing this…… bc keith is meeting his birth mom for the first time???? yeah
when lance sees keiths mullet for the first time he almost has a heart attack
“does your boyfriend like this???? is he okay with you looking like this?? like all the time????”
“i dont have a boyfriend.”
“oh..! ok so what about other prospects? anyone you leave the house for hoping to impress or do you just expect people to fall to the ground at your feet like that?”
“..no, no one”
which makes lance sad!!! they have to help this man!!!! become best friends!@!!! with this hottie!!!!
“arent you just the hair guy why are you following me everywhere?”
lance, in a gay panic: uhhh your mullet is so bad it scares me to think about what the rest of your life is like and i need to make sure it all changes
“not that i dont trust my colleagues, but youre a special case that needs more than one pair of sensible eyes at all times to fix”
lance like actually cries when its all over keith is so gorgeous and confident now
theres like a Moment when keith is getting ready to meet his mom and lance is showing him how to do his hair
hands in his hair…….. soft smiles………. Eye Contact………
then OOPS IM WITH A CLIENT GO MEET YOUR MOTHER
at the end of the show lance makes keith promise not to let his mullet grow out again
“buuuuuut just in case it does (wink wiiiink) heres my card. with my phone number on it. to call. me.”
